I Build High-Ticket Acquisition Systems That Work the First Time.
A complete high-ticket acquisition system built end to end. Offer, messaging, VSL, funnel, ads, and closers. Built by someone who fixes broken funnels.
You Don't Have an Outcome Problem. You Have an Assembly Problem.
You're good at what you do. Clients get results. Referrals come in. But you're capped. LinkedIn outreach has a ceiling. Referrals are unpredictable. And every time you've tried to "build a funnel," you ended up with a Frankenstein stack of tools that doesn't convert.
The problem isn't that you need a funnel. The problem is that nobody's built you a system — where the offer, the messaging, the video, the ads, the tech, and the sales process all work as one machine.
That's what I build. And I build it from a position most funnel agencies never have: I've personally diagnosed what breaks in hundreds of high-ticket offers. I know where the failure points are before a single ad dollar gets spent.
Why this isn't like hiring a funnel agency.
Most agencies build from templates. They don't understand your sales process. They've never listened to your calls. They hand you a landing page and wish you luck.
I've spent years inside high-ticket offers — reviewing sales calls, rewriting scripts, rebuilding pipelines, and identifying exactly why deals die. When I build your system, every piece is informed by that diagnostic experience. The offer is pressure-tested. The messaging is built from real objection patterns. The funnel is engineered to convert, not just look good.
The Build
Six Phases. One System.
Every phase builds on the last. Nothing gets deployed until the foundation is right.
Offer Architecture
Before anything gets built, the offer gets fixed. Pricing, positioning, packaging, objection mapping. If the offer doesn't convert in a conversation, no funnel will save it.
Messaging & Script Engine
Every word your prospect reads, hears, and watches gets engineered. Ad copy, VSL script, landing page, booking page, pre-call nurture, post-call follow-up. One coherent voice from first click to closed deal.
Funnel Build & Tech Stack
The entire technical infrastructure gets deployed. Landing pages, CRM, automations, calendar booking, payment processing, tracking pixels. Everything connected, tested, and live.
Ad Deployment
Campaigns get built and launched. Creative direction, audience targeting, budget allocation, and the initial testing framework. Not theory — live traffic hitting your new funnel.
Closer Placement
If you don't have a closer who can handle high-ticket conversations, I place one. Vetted from my bench of proven closers who've already been through my system. No recruiting fees. No guessing.
Launch & Optimization
Everything goes live with me watching the data. First calls get reviewed, conversion points get tightened, and the system gets dialed in until it's performing. You don't launch and hope. You launch and know.
Ready to Stop Piecing It Together?
Tell me where you are now and where you want to go. I'll tell you if this is the right move.
This Is For You If:
You're a coach, consultant, or expert doing $20K–$100K/month through outbound, referrals, or LinkedIn — and you know there's a ceiling.
You've tried building a funnel before. It didn't work. Or it worked once and you couldn't replicate it.
You don't have time to learn media buying, funnel building, and sales systems. You need someone who's already done it.
You want a real acquisition system — not a landing page template and a Calendly link.
This Is Not For You If:
You haven't validated your offer yet (no paying clients)
You're looking for the cheapest option
You want to 'learn how to do it yourself'
You're not willing to get on camera for a VSL
CREDENTIALS
THE BACKGROUND
Systems logic applied to revenue performance.
I'm not just a marketer or sales leader. I'm also a former Apple Systems Architect, trained on AI at Wharton, experienced CMO that scaled and sold an agency, turned closer, sales manager and offer builder. It only took 30 years. I still love the game.
My career didn't start in an ad agency. It started at Apple. I spent my early years as a coder and solutions architect, building complex data systems that had to work without fail.
But in the tech world, if you can build a system, people eventually ask you to build a website. And once you build the website, they ask you why it isn't making money.
That question changed everything. I realized that a perfect line of code is useless if the offer is broken. So I stopped debugging software and started debugging revenue engines.
The Volume Lab
2009–2017I spent the next decade in the trenches of high-stakes performance marketing.
THE SCALE
Partnered with the founder to build the "Uber for P.I.s," scaling a private investigation firm to 50 states in 12 months.
THE PRESSURE
Ran marketing for Canada's largest emergency locksmith network—a brutal, $50-per-click war zone where a single bad script meant families didn't eat.
THE LAB
Ran marketing for one of Canada's highest-volume online florists—where expensive clicks met the friction of a call center. That's where I first built call review systems at scale, analyzing thousands of recorded conversations to fix leaks in scripts, sales handling, and backend monetization. It became my original Autopsy lab.
THE AGENCY
Founded an agency that served 500+ clients across North America, running thousands of split tests across every niche imaginable.
The Infiltration
2018–2023After selling my agency, I noticed a fatal flaw in the high-ticket space: most diagnoses come from the outside, or from inside a single lane.
So I went undercover. I joined the sales floors of 7-and-8-figure education brands as a commission-only closer. I ignored their playbooks and listened to the prospects. I became the top performer not by "selling," but by diagnosing the disconnect between the marketing promise and the market reality.
High Ticket Fix
That journey led directly to High Ticket Fix. I realized my superpower wasn't just "fixing funnels"—it was a pattern-recognition intuition built on thousands of hours of calls. I can hear a sales call and instantly map where the offer is breaking, from the ad copy to the final objection.
THE UNSCALABLE TRUTH
I cannot scale this to $1M/month. I cannot hire junior consultants to do this. It requires my personal eyes and ears on your assets.
That is why I keep my client list small. I prefer high leverage over high volume.
When you hire me, you get me.
From the Trenches
70k to 750k per month using my process.
Jeremy Gartner, Ph.D., MBA
The Wharton School • Aerospace Engineering • 7-Figure Founder
Let's Build Your System
One conversation to figure out if this is the right fit. No pressure. No pitch deck. Just clarity.